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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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