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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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