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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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