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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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