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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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