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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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