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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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