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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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