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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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