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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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