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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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