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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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