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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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