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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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