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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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