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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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