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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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