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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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