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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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