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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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