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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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