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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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