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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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