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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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