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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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