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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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