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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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