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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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