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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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