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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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