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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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