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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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