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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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