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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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