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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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