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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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