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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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