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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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