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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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