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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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