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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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