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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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