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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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