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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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