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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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