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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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