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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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