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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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