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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Akiva Lane
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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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