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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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