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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Akiva Lane
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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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