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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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