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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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