Pictures:

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

1676

If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

2933

What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

2118

What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

1917

When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

424

What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

3359

What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

1695

What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

3334

Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

418

What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

225

What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

452