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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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