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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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