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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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