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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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