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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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