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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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