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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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