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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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