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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Yisro Whale

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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