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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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