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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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