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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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