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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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