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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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