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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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