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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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