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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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