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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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