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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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