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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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