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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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