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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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