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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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