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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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