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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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