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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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