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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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