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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Akiva Lane
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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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