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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Akiva Lane
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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Akiva Lane
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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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