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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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