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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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