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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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