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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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