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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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