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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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