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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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