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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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