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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Akiva Lane
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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Akiva Lane
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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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