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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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