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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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A pear of scissors.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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