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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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