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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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