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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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