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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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