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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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