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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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