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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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