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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Akiva Lane
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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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