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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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