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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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