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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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