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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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