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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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