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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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