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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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