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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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