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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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