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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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