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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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C to shining C

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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