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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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