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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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