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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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