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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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