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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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ChatGPT
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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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