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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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