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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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