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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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