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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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