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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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