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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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