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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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