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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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