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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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