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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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