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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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