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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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