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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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