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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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