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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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