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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Akiva Lane
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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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