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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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