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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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