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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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