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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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