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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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