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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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