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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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