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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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