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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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