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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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