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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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