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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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