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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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