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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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