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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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