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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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