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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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