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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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