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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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