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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Akiva Lane
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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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