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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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