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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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