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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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ChatGPT
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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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