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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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