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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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