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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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