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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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