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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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