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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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