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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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