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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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