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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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