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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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