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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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