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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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