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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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