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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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