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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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