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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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