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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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