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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Akiva Lane
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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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