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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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