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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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