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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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