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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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