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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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