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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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