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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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