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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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