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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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