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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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