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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Miriam Lane
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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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