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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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