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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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