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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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