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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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