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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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