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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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