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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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