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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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