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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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