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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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