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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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