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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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