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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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