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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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