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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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