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A swimming pool table.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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