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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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