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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why does a musical conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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