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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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