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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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