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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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