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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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A row bot.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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