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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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