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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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