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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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