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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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