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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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