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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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