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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Yisro Whale

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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