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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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