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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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