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Rock and roll.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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