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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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