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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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It's a lap top.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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