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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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