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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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