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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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