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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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