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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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