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Yisro Whale

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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