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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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