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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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