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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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