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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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