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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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