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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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