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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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