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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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