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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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