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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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