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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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