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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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