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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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