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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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