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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

1825

Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

1535

Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

1519

What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

525

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

2175

What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

2964

Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

1131

Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

401

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

331

What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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