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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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