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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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