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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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