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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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