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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Shane Ronay
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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Shane Ronay
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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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