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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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