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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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