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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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