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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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