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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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