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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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