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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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