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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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