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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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