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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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