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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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