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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

1980

What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945

How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

2009

Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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