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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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