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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Akiva Lane
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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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