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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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