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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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