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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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