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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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