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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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