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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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