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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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