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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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