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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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