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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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