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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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