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Akiva Lane
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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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