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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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