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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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