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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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