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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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