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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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