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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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