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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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