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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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