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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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