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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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