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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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