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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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