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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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