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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Akiva Lane
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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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