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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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