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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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