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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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