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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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