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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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