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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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