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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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