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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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