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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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