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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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