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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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