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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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