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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

2008

What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

1995

What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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