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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Akiva Lane
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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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