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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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