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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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