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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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