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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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