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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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