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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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