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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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