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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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