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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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