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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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