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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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