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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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