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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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