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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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