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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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