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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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