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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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