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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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