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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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