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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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