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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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