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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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