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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Akiva Lane
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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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