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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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