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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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