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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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