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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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