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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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