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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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