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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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