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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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