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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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