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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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