Pictures:

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

2854

Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

1731

Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

1797

What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

767

What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

1542

Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

2650

Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

846

Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

239

What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

914

Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

1962

What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

408

Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

1685