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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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