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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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