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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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