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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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