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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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