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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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