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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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