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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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