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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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