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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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