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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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