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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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