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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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