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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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