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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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