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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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