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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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