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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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