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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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