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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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A dessert island.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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