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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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