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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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