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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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