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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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