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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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