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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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