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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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