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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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