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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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