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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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