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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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