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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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