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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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