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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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C to shining C

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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