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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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