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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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