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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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