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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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