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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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