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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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