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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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