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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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