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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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