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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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