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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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