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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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