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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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