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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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