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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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