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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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