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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Akiva Lane
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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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