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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Akiva Lane
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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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