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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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