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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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