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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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