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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

1985

What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

1974