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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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