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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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