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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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