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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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