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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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