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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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A dessert island.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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