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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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