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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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