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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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