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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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