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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Yisro Whale

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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