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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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