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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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