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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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