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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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