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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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