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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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