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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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