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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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