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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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