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Akiva Lane
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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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