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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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