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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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