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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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