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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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