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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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