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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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