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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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