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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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