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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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