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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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