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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succot have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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