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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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