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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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