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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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