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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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