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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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