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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

1889

Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

242

What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

405

How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

1824

Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

194

What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

1753

What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

3304

What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

3004

What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

1846

Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

1484

What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

3003