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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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