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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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