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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Akiva Lane
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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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