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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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