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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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