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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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