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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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