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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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