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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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A son of a gun.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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