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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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