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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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