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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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