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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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