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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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