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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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