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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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