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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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