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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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