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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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