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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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