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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Akiva Lane
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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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