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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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