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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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