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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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