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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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