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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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