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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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