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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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