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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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