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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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It's a lap top.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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