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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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