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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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