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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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