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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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