Pictures:

What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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