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Akiva Lane
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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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