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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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