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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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