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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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