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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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