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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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