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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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