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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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