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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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