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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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