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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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