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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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