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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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