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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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