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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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