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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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A dessert island.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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