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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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