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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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