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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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