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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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