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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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