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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Lane
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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Akiva Lane
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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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