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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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