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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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