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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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