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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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