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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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