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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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