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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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