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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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