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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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