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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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