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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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