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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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