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Why did Phil stop turning around?

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Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

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It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

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He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

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They found each other very engaging.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

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A crow bar.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

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Roll models.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

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When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

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At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

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Thyme.

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What is a problem with the summer?

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The weather is heading for a fall.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

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He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

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A feline felon.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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