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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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