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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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