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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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