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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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