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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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