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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn't the doctor concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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