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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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