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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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