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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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