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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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