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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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