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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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