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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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