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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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