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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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