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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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