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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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