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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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