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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Akiva Lane
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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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