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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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