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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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