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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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