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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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