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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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