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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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