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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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