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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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