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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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