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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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