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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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