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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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