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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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