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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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