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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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