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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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