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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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