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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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