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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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