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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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