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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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