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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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