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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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