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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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