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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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