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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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