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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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