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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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