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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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