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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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