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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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