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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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C to shining C

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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