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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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