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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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