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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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