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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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