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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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