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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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