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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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