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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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