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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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