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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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