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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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