What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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