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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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