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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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