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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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