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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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