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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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