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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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It's a lap top.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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