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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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