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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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