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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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A son of a gun.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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