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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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