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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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