Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

1581
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

228
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

1390
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

2821
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

1610
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

2973
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

1437
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

131
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What three letters are not our friend?

NME

2750
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

2241
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

1009
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

578