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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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