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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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