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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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