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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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