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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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