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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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A tripod.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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