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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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