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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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