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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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