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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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