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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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