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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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