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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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