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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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