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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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