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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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