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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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