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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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