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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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