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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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