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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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