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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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