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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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