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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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