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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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