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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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