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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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