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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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