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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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