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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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