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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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