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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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