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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why was it easy to reverse-engineer the dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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