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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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