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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Shane Ronay
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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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