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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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