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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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