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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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