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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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