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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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