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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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