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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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