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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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