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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

2012

Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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