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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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