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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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