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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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