Pictures:

Dovid Lane
General
Picture

How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

1615
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

2766
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

323
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

2507
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

1239
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

34
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

554
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

2665
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

1111
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

49
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

2064
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

2175