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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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