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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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