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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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