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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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