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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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