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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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