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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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