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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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