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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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