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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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