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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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