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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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