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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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