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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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