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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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