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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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