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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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