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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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