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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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