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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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