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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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