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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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