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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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