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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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