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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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