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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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