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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

2013

What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

1540

What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

1549

Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

1811

What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

1639

What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

1914

When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

1452

Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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