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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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