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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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