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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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