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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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