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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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