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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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