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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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