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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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