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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Shane Ronay
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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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