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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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