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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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