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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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