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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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A square not.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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