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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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