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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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