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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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