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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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