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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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