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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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