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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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