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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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