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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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