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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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