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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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