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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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