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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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