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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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