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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why was this a big seller?

It was candy.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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