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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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