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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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