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Akiva Lane
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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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