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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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