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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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