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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Akiva Lane
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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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