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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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