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Akiva Lane
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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