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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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