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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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