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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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