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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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