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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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