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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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