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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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