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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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