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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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