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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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