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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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