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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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