Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

2494
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

1203
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

2887
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

928
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

1053
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

1817
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

177
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

2354
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

2326
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What three letters are not our friend?

NME

2750
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

2254
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

3323