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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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