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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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