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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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