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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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