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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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