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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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