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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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