Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

3030
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

1788
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

717
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

2132
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

2341
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

3161
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

2731
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

1740
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

2163
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

787
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

1254
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

2977