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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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