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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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