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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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