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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Gaucho Marx

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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