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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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