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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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