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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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