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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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