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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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