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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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