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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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