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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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