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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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