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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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