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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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