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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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