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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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