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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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