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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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