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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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