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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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