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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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