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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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