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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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