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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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