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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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