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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Akiva Lane
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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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