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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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