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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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