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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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