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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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