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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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