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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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