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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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