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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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