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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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