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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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