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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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