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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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