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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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