Pictures:

What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

1976

In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

2968

Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

1520

Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

1262

Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

1438

Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

3061

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

1882

What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

2843

What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

2044

What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

2265

What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

123