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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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