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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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