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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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