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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

1933

What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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