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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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