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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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