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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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