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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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