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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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