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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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