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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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