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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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