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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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