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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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