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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Rock and roll.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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