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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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