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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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