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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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