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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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