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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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