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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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