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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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