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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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