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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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