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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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