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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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