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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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