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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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