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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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