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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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