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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Akiva Lane
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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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