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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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