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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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