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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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