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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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