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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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